• I was told by a cool dozen of my Online Rap Friends™ that I should check out the new Lil Uzi Vert LP. An admirably bold stance to take, considering how fucking stupid you sound simply saying his name. I…

  • For awhile there, we had a great run. Real Yeti Rap was a reliable, respected resource for pure petrochemical grade slander.  In an underground every bit as boring as the music industry success stories they resent, there are endless targets in perpetual…