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  • Big Body Bes – “Survivor”

    Big Body Bes – “Survivor”

    Jun 6, 2024

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    by

    Thirtyseven
    in Slander

    Big Body Bes is, first and foremost, a human cartoon character. The Juggernaut played by Joe Pesci. TV personality, actor, rapper, jet-setting chubby hand model, all of this is only a consequence of who the man is. Most people have…

  • A$AP Twelvyy – “Bronx Zoo”

    A$AP Twelvyy – “Bronx Zoo”

    Jun 5, 2024

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    by

    Thirtyseven
    in Slander

    I’ll admit, I kinda forgot this dude existed. I’ve never been a fan of anyone but Yams from that set, but I do respect Twelvyy as a pure technician of the artform, another NYC cat in the cypher with 100…

  • Estee Nack & Futurewave – “DATEWITDEF”

    Estee Nack & Futurewave – “DATEWITDEF”

    Jun 4, 2024

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    by

    Thirtyseven
    in Slander

    Dropping multiple projects in a single year isn’t much of a flex in 2024. That’s just the table stakes to be part of the conversation these days. Crazy prolific is the baseline expectation, and very few artists get to step…

  • Wu-Tang; Forever.

    Wu-Tang; Forever.

    Jun 3, 2024

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    by

    Thirtyseven
    in General

    I bought a new copy of Wu-Tang Forever for $30 in 1997. They were definitely price gouging us out here in the boonies. I kept that in rotation for about a decade before someone snatched it. By then, every word…

  • Roddy Ricch – “Survivors Remorse”

    Roddy Ricch – “Survivors Remorse”

    May 31, 2024

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    by

    Thirtyseven
    in Slander

    Roddy Ricch is a name I’ve seen around for years but never checked out until his publicist hit me up. I didn’t miss much. This is exactly the kind of melodic Hip Hop Product™ that’s been making my skin crawl…

  • Kurupt – “Microphone Fiend”

    Kurupt – “Microphone Fiend”

    May 30, 2024

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    by

    Thirtyseven
    in Slander

    Re-doing classic rap songs seldom ends well for anyone, anywhere. It is inherently awkward shit. Don’t get me wrong: flipping lines, stealing hooks, chopping samples, or using those instrumentals for a freestyle, that’s all valid & vital stuff. But even…

  • ShrapKnel – “Illusions Of P”

    ShrapKnel – “Illusions Of P”

    May 29, 2024

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    by

    Thirtyseven
    in Slander

    ShrapKnel are a good old fashioned American success story about hard work. That story has been a Backwoodz Studioz production for as long as the duo has existed, but the roots of that success trace back to Philadelphia’s Wrecking Crew…

  • Rome Streetz – “Procall”

    Rome Streetz – “Procall”

    May 28, 2024

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    by

    Thirtyseven
    in Slander

    Rome Streetz has been all fire since he showed up. A natural born spitter with a voice that could cut glass, there are no weak links in his catalog. The Noise Kandy series alone would be enough to cement his…

  • JuneThaKid & Ace P – “FORBES” ft. Knucky

    JuneThaKid & Ace P – “FORBES” ft. Knucky

    May 27, 2024

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    by

    Thirtyseven
    in Slander

    If this stops being fun, we’re fucked. After half a lifetime spent in music, it is still a joy to discover something new, fresh & dope. Case in point: Minneapolis polymath JuneThaKid, a rapper slash producer slash engineer who is…

  • A Boogie Wit da Hoodie – “Body” ft. Cash Cobain

    A Boogie Wit da Hoodie – “Body” ft. Cash Cobain

    May 24, 2024

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    by

    Thirtyseven
    in Slander

    What the world needs right now is a catchy club song about catching STDs. Just in time for summer, here it is. Back when A Boogie Wit da Hoodie was just getting started, I remember getting some publicist pitch about…

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