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  • Mach-Hommy – “#RICHAXXHAITIAN”

    Mach-Hommy – “#RICHAXXHAITIAN”

    May 17, 2024

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    Justin Boland
    in Slander

    A lot of people can’t see past the mask. “The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.” Mach-Hommy isn’t rapping to celebrate himself, he’s showing us that there’s a way out. We are living…

  • Apathy – “Todd McFarlane” ft. Celph Titled

    Apathy – “Todd McFarlane” ft. Celph Titled

    May 16, 2024

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    by

    Justin Boland
    in Slander

    As far as my one & only life is concerned, the summer of 2002 was one long lost weekend, all of it soundtracked by that debut Demigodz EP. Those were tumultuous days in the cracker rap ecosystem. For those of…

  • G Perico – “Troll Patrol”

    G Perico – “Troll Patrol”

    May 15, 2024

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    by

    Justin Boland
    in Slander

    I first heard G Perico come up in a conversation about Action Bronson. Years later, I still say they’re both innocent: Bam Bam didn’t bite Ghostface any more than G Perico is doing an Eazy-E impression. Both comparisons are inevitable,…

  • Copywrite – “Turn the Page” ft. Slug

    Copywrite – “Turn the Page” ft. Slug

    May 14, 2024

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    Justin Boland
    in Slander

    Whenever Copywrite pops back up, it’s always interesting. Pete Nelson has been having one wild-ass ride through adulthood over the past…well, it’s been a long time. As we lurch into the flames & bloodshed of Summer 2024, he’s out running…

  • LNDN DRGS – “Heathrow Bound”

    LNDN DRGS – “Heathrow Bound”

    May 13, 2024

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    by

    Justin Boland
    in Slander

    Los Angeles is a weird fucking country. When Roman Polanski was making Chinatown, he spent his weekends filming orgies at his house, entertaining a steady stream of seekers, dreamers, dealers, fixers, hustlers & pimps. Worst of all, of course, were…

  • Ghostface Killah – “Set The Tone (Guns & Roses)”

    Ghostface Killah – “Set The Tone (Guns & Roses)”

    May 10, 2024

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    by

    Justin Boland
    in Slander

    Pretty Toney is a wizard of pure chaos. He’s given the game some of the finest LPs we will ever study, but even them classics were full of curveballs. It’s hard to make a case that his catalog is all…

  • NF – “MOTTO”

    NF – “MOTTO”

    May 9, 2024

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    by

    Justin Boland
    in Slander

    When Lou Mackey sent me this video, I assumed that was a recommendation. As it turns out, he was actually asking me to stop for a moment so that he could use my boots & pantslegs to scrape some dogshit…

  • Nickelus F – “Tectonics”

    Nickelus F – “Tectonics”

    May 8, 2024

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    Justin Boland
    in Slander

    I’m old enough to remember when Nickelus F lost that battle to Shellz. He was a teenage wunderkind Unsigned Hype, way back when my people (Rural-Cracker Americans) were still taking The Source seriously enough to steal copies off the magazine…

  • Cookin Soul & Raz Fresco – “Snakes & Ladders”

    Cookin Soul & Raz Fresco – “Snakes & Ladders”

    May 7, 2024

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    by

    Justin Boland
    in Slander

    Cookin Soul is a dependable brand born from a long, weird story. Originally a Blog Era duo devoted to cornball novelty mashup mixtapes, these days it’s a one man band delivering nothing but soulfood-ass beats. In a business where consistency…

  • Lil Uzi Vert – “Pink Tape”

    Lil Uzi Vert – “Pink Tape”

    May 6, 2024

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    by

    Justin Boland
    in Slander

    I was told by a cool dozen of my Online Rap Friends™ that I should check out the new Lil Uzi Vert LP. An admirably bold stance to take, considering how fucking stupid you sound simply saying his name. I…

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