Author: Thirtyseven
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Lil Uzi Vert – “Pink Tape”
I was told by a cool dozen of my Online Rap Friends™ that I should check out the new Lil Uzi Vert LP. An admirably bold stance to take, considering how fucking stupid you sound simply saying his name. I was told this wasn’t exactly a great album, but it was very “interesting.” That word,…
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Jump Back & Kiss Myself
For awhile there, we had a great run. Real Yeti Rap was a reliable, respected resource for pure petrochemical grade slander. In an underground every bit as boring as the music industry success stories they resent, there are endless targets in perpetual view around here. People caught feelings. Extremely entertaining feelings. Rappers, perhaps the dumbest motherfuckers in the English…